remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour

I almost broke the fan in my living room thanks to the wii remote.

(via playdatewith-destiny)



Why say “ding dong you are wrong” when you could say “eggs and bacon you’re mistaken”


(via awkwardlara)


Honestly, the fact that the Maelstrom is being gutted and disfigured into a Frozen-themed ride is disgusting.

The fact that CINDERELLA CASTLE is getting it’s annual “glass sleeper-like sparkle” for the Holidays due to Elsa, instead of The Fairy Godmother IS A FUCKING ABOMINATION!


We got stuck on Maelstrom….as it was going up the chain lift…I blame Elsa…


Animal Kingdom is the only park that hasn’t been invaded by the frozen craze.
We must protect it at all costs.

(via cicatrizing)